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Written by Rachelle
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Sunday, 28 June 2009 |
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This is supposed to be funny. I thought of it while trying to cook. :) This spell requires baby flesh,
and a fresh blue human eye.
I’ll need the scales of a venomous snake,
and some meat from a woman’s thigh.
Don’t forget the bottled screams,
and a little girl's salty tears.
We can mix these things together,
to create the potion of a mortal's fears.
Get the cauldron out,
and boil brackish water.
Do you have the baby
we need for the slaughter?
Where’s the crystal vial,
full of a tortured elf’s dreams?
You should be able to spot it,
the fucking thing practically gleams.
Somewhere there’s an obsidian knife,
with a very sharp black blade.
After you’ve managed to find it,
you should go fetch the maid.
We’re going to need her leg,
remember when I mentioned the thigh?
Make sure to gag her good,
I don’t want to hear her cry.
Finally there’s the baby!
oh damn we need a snake.
I think I saw one outside,
go kill it with this rake.
Did we get all the ingredients,
we need for this spell?
I swear to fucking satan,
alchemy is hell.
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Last Updated ( Sunday, 28 June 2009 )
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